I can’t find my nasal spray. 

  
I lost my nasal spray a while back and I don’t want to buy another one because it’s expensive and I am still in denial that my 37 environmental allergies are real. 

Last night I spent the night in a house with a cat in it and my nose feels like it is full of heated pebbles. 

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I lost another pair of sunglasses. 

  
I can’t find the pair of sunglasses that I purchased to wear while my other pair was missing. I remember sitting in a chair and leaning back with my hands behind my head. Then I heard the glasses hit the ground behind the chair. I thought, “ha ha, don’t forget to pick those up when you stand up, you can’t afford another pair!” I remembered this thought a week later, but I couldn’t remember which chair to attribute it to.